by Gatorbox | Jun 4, 2021 | Reviews
It is 1983. Atari has just signed a deal with Universal and Amblin to secure the rights to E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial for the purposes of turning it into a video game. Atari has spent so much money on this deal that they’ve surpassed the “holy fucking shit are...
by Gatorbox | Apr 19, 2021 | Features
There’s a game for the Nintendo Switch called Bravely Default II. First, this implies the existence of at least one other game bearing this title, but secondly what the hell is “bravely default” supposed to mean anyways? Is that like when you...
by Gatorbox | Apr 5, 2021 | Features
On September 13, 1985 Super Mario Bros was released for Nintendo’s Famicom. 35 years later, in a much different world than the one the blue (or red, depending on the era) overall-clad plumber debuted in, we’ve been celebrating the game’s 35th...
by Gatorbox | Sep 16, 2020 | Features
SURPRISE! Y’all thought Your Anniversary SUCKS was over and done with when we rolled the credits that totally weren’t ripped off from Super Mario 64, but as the closing skit revealed — assuming you could guess what the gag was clearly telegraphing...
by Gatorbox | Jul 5, 2020 | Reviews
In 2004 Japanese artist Toshimitsu Takagi independently developed and released Crimson Room, a Flash-based PC game where the objective was to simply find a way to escape from the room you awake in by searching everywhere and using the various trinkets and objects you...
